my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
DON’T YOU FUCKING SMILE AT ME I AM GOING TO BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU AT CHRISTMAS BUT DON’T YOU DARE THING THAT THAT MEAN I WON’T BE BAWLING MY EYES OUT WHEN YOU REPLACE MATT
friendships where you can tell them your 100% bitchiest thoughts and know they’ll either agree with you or not judge you for them are my favorite
even jesus pooped
"I full on made out with josh for about three hours."
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode